Sunday, January 12, 2014

If Then

SETTING: OPTICALLY PURE GLASS ABOUT 3.5 X 10-4 INCHES OR 9 MICRONS IN DIAMETER, CAPABLE OF TRANSMISSION OF INFRARED LIGHT (WAVELENGTH = 850 TO 1,300 NM)


SCENE 
(Voice): Do you?

(Other Voice): Maybe we should...

(Voice): Okay that was better next time...

(Other Voice): Yet it is now more perfect than perfection.

(Voice): Still one and one makes; if you ever feel then that it is you know I don't feel...

(Other Voice): Me too!

(Voice): If then...

(Other Voice): If then, if then if then! If then! If then! (ululates)

(Voice): If then trains are running, if then outhouses can be made from flower petals?

(Other Voice): Somewhere a little closer in? Bubble wrap and, and who wants to die alone?

(Voice): A dog in Spain, I was only in that serpentine canyon once. In Utah. Serpentine. And a reciprocating saw.

(Other Voice): See how the arrows fall over there? And the slings right here.

(Voice): Another one like you, another one who was prehensile.

(Other Voice): Squatting or making mortgage out of potatoes?

(Voice): Lace, cherry cake, dishes if necessary.

(Other Voice): Yet neither with intention nor having the proper pulleys, the trains in Amsterdam.

(Voice): I see. So tired. Would you be offended if..

(Other Voice): I said what is these fruits anyway? (sighs)

(Voice): So, where then?

(Other Voice): Right, where then?

(Voice): Too bad.

(Other Voice): Pleased ta meet-cha!

(Voice): Good luck!

(Other Voice): With all of that.